THE MARCH LOWDOWN…
Posted by Francesca De Franco on 26 Feb 2026
🌸 It might not be officially spring yet, but the daffs are blooming, the birds are singing and the days are noticeably longer (hurrah!). There’s so much going on from spring trails, Mother’s Day afternoon teas and Easter holiday activities to artisan markets, history workshops and comedy!
Here’s your March lowdown…
Children’s Freecycle Event
Saint Clement’s parish is holding a Children’s Books, Toys and Equipment Freecycle in our Hall, from .
It is very simple: please bring all the stuff you have no further need of from home and take all the stuff you like the look of.
The purpose of this exercise is to find good homes for things not being used. All are welcome, and please pass this on to interested parties.
Date: Sunday, 1st March
Time: 8.30am to 12.30pm
Location: 307, Kingston Road, KT19 0BW ,(and there is parking).
Wacky Science at Ashtead Library
(Suitable for families, children aged 6 – 11)
Ashtead Library is celebrating British Science Week with a fun and interactive Wacky Science event this March.
Children can enjoy hands-on experiments and curious creations — but exactly what will they be trying? You’ll have to come along and find out.
🗓 Date: Saturday, 7th March
⏰ Time: 10:30am
📍 Location: Ashtead Library
💷 £5 per child
👧 Suitable for ages 6–11
Booking is required. Email: ashtead.library@surreycc.gov.uk or book at the library desk to secure your place.
LEGO Club at Epsom Library
(Suitable for families, children ages4+)
Exciting news for little builders… Epsom Library launched its very own LEGO Club and it takes place every Saturday.
🗓 Date: Saturday, 7th March,
⏰ Time: 11am–12pm
📍Location: Epsom Library
💷 £1 per child
👧 Ages 4+
Spaces are limited to just 10 children per session, so booking is essential. Email: epsom.library@surreycc.gov.uk or book via the Epsom Library helpdesk. All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Afternoon Tea at The Eight Bells
Enjoy a traditional Afternoon Tea experience at The Eight Bells this March.
🗓 Date: Saturday, 7th March
⏰ Time: Served 12pm – 4pm
📍 Location: 78 Kingston Road, Ewell, Epsom, KT17 2DU
💷 £20 per person
☕ Unlimited tea and coffee included
Expect a classic selection of finger sandwiches, freshly baked scones with cream and jam, and an assortment of sweet treats — perfect for a relaxed afternoon with friends or a special occasion.
📲 To book: 07877 756 284
Artisan Market @ Bourne Hall
(Suitable for all)
Visit Bourne Hall’s Artisan Market. A showcase for local businesses, products and producers, you’ll be treated to an array of goods including: wooden hand crafted gifts and toys, art, decor and vintage items; homewares, honey and beeswax products, handmade jewellery, fresh pastries and artisan breads; speciality coffee, award-winning preserves, herbs and spices; ladies clothing and accessories; handmade soap, body butters and vegan skincare products, bamboo eco-friendly products and more!
🗓 Date: Saturday, 7th March
⏰ Time: 10am – 2pm
📍 Location: Bourne Hall, Spring Street, Ewell, KT17 1UF
Family Fun Quiz – Epsom Metropolis
Join a family-friendly quiz afternoon raising funds for the Star-Tastic Academy Gymnasts, who are competing at the USAIGC / IAIGC World Gymnastics Championships in Orlando, Florida.
Enjoy a fun afternoon of quiz questions, games and prizes, with a £100 cash prize for the winning team.
• Maximum team size: 8 people
• Family fun games and prizes to be won
🗓 Date: Sunday 8th March 2026
⏰ Time: 4:30pm – 6:30pm
📍 Location: Epsom Metropolis, Epsom
💷 Tickets:
Adults – £8
Children – £4
🎟 Book tickets: https://bookwhen.com/startasticcompphotos/e/ev-sht8k-20260308163000
International Women’s Day Sports Morning
(Suitable for adults)
Celebrate International Women’s Day with a fun and friendly morning of social doubles games at Ebbisham Sports Club.
Activities include:
Badminton, Squash, Racketball, Tennis, Touch Tennis, Table Tennis and Highball.
After the games, stay for free tea, coffee, cake and a chat — a great opportunity to connect, try something new and enjoy some active time together.
🗓 Date: Tuesday, 10th March
⏰ Time: 10:00am–12:00pm
📍 Location: Ebbisham Sports Club, Epsom
💜 Free event for women
Counting Sheeps at The Horton Arts Centre
(Suitable for families, children aged 0–3 years)
The Horton Arts Centre will host Counting Sheeps, a sleepy, sheepy show designed for little ones aged 0–3 years.
The show follows two sheep who think they know everything about sleep… until tonight when they’re wide awake! Snuggle up for a musical adventure full of sensory play that explores the joys and frustrations of bedtime in a relaxed, friendly atmosphere.
Tickets include a 30-minute show followed by a 30-minute stay-and-play session, giving little ones time to explore and enjoy the space afterwards.
🗓 Date: Thursday, 12th March
⏰ Time: 10.30am & 1pm
📍 Location: The Horton, Haven Way, Epsom KT19 8NP
🎟 Adult + baby ticket: £12
Additional adults: £8
Additional babies: £8
Spaces are limited, and the relaxed performance allows movement and gentle interaction, making it ideal for very young children – a lovely way to introduce babies and toddlers to live theatre and creative play. For more information and booking, go to: https://thehortonepsom.org/events/counting-sheeps/
The Noise Next Door: Comedy, Improvised at The Horton
(Suitable for adults)
The hilarious Noise Next Door return to The Horton for a night of funny stuff, made up on the spot. No gimmicks, no tricks – just the quickest, wittiest improvisers in the UK putting on a show to make you laugh like nobody’s business.
The formula is simple… You suggest ANYTHING and The Noise Next Door turn your suggestion into a miniature comedy masterpiece.
The Noise Next Door are award-winning, twelve-time sell-out legends of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and have blown audiences away on BBC One, ITV1, Comedy Central, and in comedy clubs and theatres all over the world.
🗓 Date: Friday, 13th March
⏰ Time: 8pm
📍 Location: The Horton, Haven Way, Epsom KT19 8NP
For more details and booking go to: https://thehortonepsom.org/events/the-noise-next-door-comedy-improvised/
🏫 Prep School Discovery Morning – Ewell Castle School
Families are invited to discover everything Ewell Castle Prep School has to offer at their upcoming Discovery Morning.
Children can take part in fun taster workshops including:
• Forest School
• Sport
• Art
• Maths
🗓 Date: Saturday 14th March
⏰ Time: 9am – 11am
📍 Location: Ewell Castle Prep School, Ewell
Workshop carousel sessions begin at 9:10am.
📧 To register your place: admissions@ewellcastle.co.uk
Mother’s Day Weekend @ Mayfield Lavender Glasshouse Cafe
(Suitable for families)
🍰 Treat mum to a wonderful Mother’s Day afternoon tea at the gorgeous Mayfield Lavender Glasshouse Cafe on .
🧁🫖 The afternoon tea consists of a selection of freshly prepared finger sandwiches, warm homemade scones with strawberry jam and Cornish clotted cream, a variety of cakes and sweet treats, tea or freshly brewed filter coffee and a choice of a glass of Prosecco or a refreshing lavender lemonade. A children’s afternoon tea is also available and includes a selection of sandwiches, sausage roll, chocolate brownie, marshmallow cupcake, hot chocolate and an apple or orange drink.
🗓 Date: Saturday, 14th March or Sunday, 15th March
⏰ Time: two sittings across both days: 12.00–2.00pm and 3.00–5.00pm)
It’s £38.95 per person (minimum of two people) and children’s afternoon tea is £20. Booking is essential and can be made here: https://www.mayfieldlavender.com/mothers-day-afternoon-tea-2/
Mother’s Day at The Cock Inn
(Suitable for families)
The Cock Inn is inviting families to gather for a roast worth celebrating.
Enjoy their full Sunday roast menu and let the team take care of the cooking while you relax and spend quality time together. Every mum will receive a complimentary glass of fizz with pre-booked tables. Plus, there’ll be fun children’s crafts with The Kids Table to keep little ones happily entertained, meaning everyone can truly unwind and enjoy the afternoon.
🗓 Date: Sunday, 15th March.
Tables are already filling fast, so booking early is recommended – www.cockinnheadley.co.uk
Mother’s Day Afternoon Tea at The Horton
Treat Mum to a special Mother’s Day Afternoon Tea at The Horton Café.
Relax in the charming setting of The Horton and enjoy a beautifully presented selection of freshly made finger sandwiches, homemade cakes, and warm scones served with Cornish clotted cream and strawberry jam. All afternoon teas are served with a choice of Birchall’s teas or freshly ground coffee.
☕ Traditional Afternoon Tea – £21pp
🥂 Prosecco Afternoon Tea – £26pp (includes a glass of fizz)
🍸 G&T Afternoon Tea – £28pp (includes handcrafted Mermaid Gin with your choice of Fever Tree tonic)
🗓 Date: Saturday, 14th March
⏰ Time: served 11.30am-2.30pm
📍 Location: The Horton, Haven Way, Epsom KT19 8NP
All profits from The Horton Café are donated to the charity to help run and maintain this beautiful listed building, making it a Mother’s Day treat that also supports a great local cause. Must be booked and paid for in advance by Friday, 7th March. To book, call 01372 747 662 (Box Office open Tues–Sat, 9.15am–4.30pm).
Mother’s Day at The Spaghetti Tree
Celebrate the most important woman in your life the Spaghetti Tree way this Mother’s Day.Enjoy a delicious à la carte menu alongside their popular traditional Sunday roasts, with live entertainment adding to the atmosphere.
Because Mum deserves great food, flowing drinks and memories that last well beyond the weekend.
🗓 Date: Sunday, 15th March
🎶 Time: Live music from 1:30pm
📍 Location: Walton-on-the-Hill, KT20
Preorder required for bookings of 6 or more. Book online at: www.spaghettitree.co.uk
Become a Roman @ Bourne Hall Museum
(Suitable for families)
Step back in time and experience life as a Roman at our Museum Kid’s Club event – Become a Roman! Get ready to immerse yourself in the world of ancient Rome as you explore what it was like to live as a Roman in Ewell. From the clothing they wore to the weapons they used, discover all the fascinating details that made up a Roman’s daily life.
🗓 Date: Saturday, 14th March
⏰ Time: 1pm-2.30pm
📍 Location: Bourne Hall, Ewell
Book here: sessami.co/events/become-a-roman
Glue, String and Chewing Gum @ Bourne Hall Museum
(Suitable for families)
Hear Bob Ballan’s fascinating talk about his life and career as a model maker and designer in films, TV and commercials. Moonraker, Dr Who, Thunderbirds, Mr Bean and much, much more. See original models and find out how they were used.
🗓 Date: Saturday, 14th March
⏰ Time: 2pm-3pm
📍 Location: Bourne Hall, Ewell
Book here: sessami.co/events/glue-string-chewinggum
St Patrick’s Day at The Grape Variety
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(Suitable for adults)
The Grape Variety is throwing open its doors (on a Tuesday!) for one brilliant night of live Irish music, proper Irish food and drink and plenty of craic!
Doors open from 6pm and music start at 8pm. Irish cheeses, Tayto crisps, sharing boards, Guinness ice cream and a few more surprises will be in store on the food front. Expect properly poured Guinness, Black Velvets, Bushmills cocktails and more on the drinks.
📆 Date: Tuesday, 17th March
📍 Location: The Grape Variety, Chipstead
Book your table here.
A Taste of Italy at The Grape Variety
(Suitable for adults)
A guided tasting hosted by Archie, with plenty of time for questions and chat.
📅 Date: Wednesday, 18th March
⏰ Time: Starts at 7.00pm
🎟 £30 per person
Your ticket includes: 4 × 125ml pours of Italian wines from different regions in Italy. A shared nibbles board.
Book via email us to reserve your spot – chipstead@thegrapevariety.com
Bluebell in Lavenderland @ Mayfield Lavender Secret Garden
(Suitable for families)
Step into a magical springtime adventure and follow Bluebell, the bunny with the golden ears, on a delightful spring and Easter trail through the Secret Lavender Garden.
Expect beautiful floral displays, nature spotting and a fun, immersive activity trail featuring enchanting characters, memory-making photo opportunities, and other seasonal surprises to discover along the way, as well as chocolate!
📆 Date: Saturday, 21st March to Monday, 4th May
📍 Location: Mayfield Glasshouse, 139 Reigate Rd, Epsom KT17 3DW
Tickets, which are only available online, are on sale now: https://www.mayfieldlavender.com/mayfields-spring-and-easter-trail/.
Self Care Afternoon Retreat
(Suitable for adults)
📆 Sunday, 22nd March (3pm – 6pm)
📍 Ashtead
A tranquil afternoon retreat to rejuvenate your body and mind.
Experience yoga, breathwork, mindfulness and a sound bath. Allowing the natural surroundings and holistic practices to balance your body and mind and restore your inner peace.
Book tickets here.
Easter at The Cock Inn, Headley
(Suitable for families)
The Cock Inn has a packed programme of family fun lined up for Easter and the school holidays.
🐰 Easter Half Term (28th March – 11th April)
Jellycat colouring competition
Kids eat for £1
T&Cs apply – kids’ main meal for £1 with the purchase of an adult main meal.
🌼 Family Fun Day
🗓 Friday, 3rd April
⏰ 12pm – 4:30pm
(Bookings recommended)
Kids eat for £1
Easter egg hunt
Crafts from The Kids Tables
Easter bonnet competition at 4pm
Garden games
🌸 Easter Sunday
Celebrate with:
Crafts from The Kids Tables
Delicious Sunday roasts
📍 The Cock Inn, Headley – www.cockinnheadley.co.uk
Easter Egg Trail at Rosebery Park
(Suitable for families)
The Fabulous Easter Egg Trail is returning to Rosebery Park this Easter and it’s set to be bigger and better than ever!
Search the park for hidden clues to reveal a mystery prize – it’s a fun, interactive way to kick off the school holidays. Every child who takes part will receive a prize!
There are goody bags, Easter treats, and more — so you won’t want to miss it!
Not only is this a brilliant family activity, but it also helps support older people living in our Borough, as all proceeds support the vital services run by Age Concern Epsom & Ewell
This wonderful event is kindly sponsored by Places Leisure – Rainbow Leisure Centre and Spa and Leightons Opticians and Hearing Care.
Please save the date and spread the word!
📆 Date: Saturday, 28th March
📍 Location: Rosebery Park
For further information and to book please visit:
https://www.jumblebee.co.uk/eastereggtrailatroseberypark2026
Manny’s Kitchen Sri Lankan Sunday Roast at The Grape Variety
(Suitable for families)
The Grape Variety has partnered with Manny’s Kitchen to bring an authentic Sri Lankan Sunday Roast to Epsom this March, and it sounds incredible.
Enjoy a special three-course dinner experience packed with bold Sri Lankan flavours.
Pricing:
🥟 Starters – 2 pieces for £8 (mix & match)
🍛 Mains – with 3 sides for £20
🍰 Dessert – £8
Vegetarian and gluten-free options available.
A brilliant alternative to a traditional roast and perfect for anyone who loves vibrant, authentic flavours. Booking is highly recommended. Book your table here.
🗓 Date: Sunday, 29th March
📍Location: The Grape Variety, Chipstead
The Giraffe Who Wouldn’t Bath: Short Stories Tall Tales @ The Horton
(Suitable for families, children aged 0-5 years)
Head to The Horton Arts Centre for a playful family show for children and grown-ups to enjoy together,
This imaginative performance from Short Stories Tall Tales brings a quirky tale to life about a giraffe who just won’t take a bath! With lively storytelling, puppetry and songs, it’s perfect for little ones and early theatre-goers who love fun, colourful characters and a bit of silliness on stage.
Tickets: Adult and child – £17
Ideal for children aged 0–5 (and parents who want something magical and engaging to enjoy together). Performances are relaxed and welcoming, making them a great first theatre experience.
Advance booking is recommended, as these family shows often sell out. For more details and booking, go to: https://thehortonepsom.org/events/short-stories-tall-tales-the-giraffe-who-wouldnt-bath-2026/
🗓 Date: Tuesday, 31st March
⏰ Time: 11.30am & 1.30pm
📍 Location: The Horton, Haven Way, Epsom KT19 8NP
⭐️ Weekly Events:
Kids Art & Craft Workshops – Love Me Love My Mind Epsom
(Children · Weekly · Booking required)
Love Me Love My Mind Epsom run regular Art & Craft workshops for children each weekend, offering a relaxed creative space to explore different activities. Free drop in.
🗓 When:
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Saturdays at 11:00am
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Sundays at 12:00 noon
📍 Location: Metropolis Epsom, Epsom Square
📧 More information: info@lovemelovemymind.org.uk
Children’s Craft Club @ Ewell Library
(Ages 3+ · Saturday morning · Small charge)
Ewell Library runs a weekly Children’s Craft Club every Saturday morning. This week, children can make their own pipe cleaner beaded bracelet.
🗓 When: Every Saturday
⏰ Time: 11:00am – 11:45am
📍 Location: Ewell Library, Bourne Hall, Spring Street, Ewell, KT17 1UF
Suitable for: Children aged 3+
Children must be accompanied by an adult
💷 Cost:
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£1 per child
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Please note: the charge will increase to £1.50 from 21 February
A simple, affordable craft session that’s ideal for younger children.
Parenting Drop-In – Epsom & Ewell Family Centre
(Suitable for parents)
A weekly Parenting Drop-In session in partnership with Citizens Advice Bureau, offering support on all aspects of family life.
Drop in to Ewell Family Centre on a Thursday morning for help with:
• SEND
• Family conflict
• Mental health
• Domestic abuse
• Housing & benefits
• Energy advice and more
CAB Energy Advice advisors attend every other week.
No need to book – just drop in.
🗓 Date: Thursdays
🕘 Time: 9am–1pm
📍 Location: Ewell Family Centre, Riverview Road, West Ewell, KT19 0JP
📞 01372 571178
📧 epsomwellfamilycentre@barnardos.org.uk
Ewell Library Social Circle
(suitable for adults)
📅 Date: Fridays
🕙 Time: 10am–12pm
📍 Location: Ewell Library
A relaxed, friendly weekly social session at Ewell Library. Drop in to play board games, do a jigsaw, take part in quizzes or simply enjoy a chat. There are regular guest speakers, and you’re welcome to come along with friends or on your own — everyone is encouraged to join in and feel welcome.
No booking needed, just turn up.
Stay and Play @ Ewell Castle School
(Open to all · Ages 3+ · Afternoon · Weekly)
Ewell Castle School run a weekly Stay and Play session on Friday afternoons, open to all families in the local community, not just those attending the nursery or school.
Children aged 3+ and their carers are invited to enjoy the school’s grounds and facilities, with a relaxed rolling programme of activities and the chance to meet the Reception team.
🗓 When: Every Friday
⏰ Time: 2:00pm – 3:00pm
📍 Location: Ewell Castle School
Activities include: forest play, sports skills, music and art.
📧 To register: prepschool@ewellcastle.co.uk
Pizza and a Pint for £10 @ Spaghetti Tree
Pizza and a pint (alternatively swap that pint for a prosecco) for just a tenner every Thursday at Spaghetti Tree.
📍 Walton – 01737 819 919
https://www.spaghettitree.co.uk/
Coming up!
Can Do! Playgroup
(Suitable for families, children aged 0-11 years)
A welcoming playgroup for families with children aged 0–11 who have additional needs. Families can chat with other parents and professionals, while children enjoy fun activities and crafts in a supportive environment.
Date: Thursday 9th April
Time: 10:00am–11:30am
Booking is essential
epsomewellfamilycentre@barnardos.org.uk
01372 571 178
Book Now!
Bank Holiday Inflatable Fun Day
(Suitable for families, children aged 0-5 years)
Jaimies Castles have teamed up with Beare Green Community Association to bring you a fantastic Bank Holiday Inflatable Family Fun Day this May on Monday, 25th May (10am – 5.30pm).
Enjoy 90-minute bounce sessions packed with inflatables including a helter skelter, mega assault course, giant slides, toddler inflatables and themed 3D bouncy castles (all run by professional event staff). Sessions are limited to keep things safe and not overcrowded. There’s also a dedicated SEN relaxed session (4pm–5.30pm) with reduced numbers.
The wider community fun day is free to attend, with BGCA hosting a live band, local stalls, raffle and food & drinks, so you can make a proper family day of it.
🎟 £10 per child (includes one free adult in the inflatable zone) Tickets must be booked in advance online. Find full details and book here: https://www.jaimiescastles.co.uk/events/bank-holiday-inflatable-fun-day.php
📍 Beare Green Village Hall, RH5 4RD
Here’s to plenty of sunny days. Have a wonderful March and see you for the April Lowdown.
Fran x
